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Funny Birthday Poems - An Example
Dear Johnny,
Jonathon, Johnny McCall,
I could go on and on.
Let me make it simple,
I'll just call you John.
It's Johnny's 40th birthday,
Getting on in age.
Pretty soon for old Johnny,
A walker will be the rage.
We met at Emory as undergrads,
Frat brothers, we became.
Always polite in his southern way,
That's Johnny's claim to fame.
Speaks German like a native,
Loves Deutschland, outasight.
His politics are something else --
Like Mussolini, but to the right.
Once at a frat house keg bash,
He did a wild polka and broke his arm.
Sabotaged the campus liberal news,
Honestly, what was the harm?
Married his high school sweetheart,
Lovely Diane, she's the one.
Two great kids, Alexander and Michelle,
Lots of family fun.
Once at Halloween,
We went native, subtle as dirt.
It was 35 degrees out,
And we wore nothing but a damned grass skirt.
We really froze our coconuts,
But it was sure a blast.
Hard to believe those days
Are way back in the past.
Another time, dear ol' John
Had a job interview that was great.
They went for drinks, just a few,
Maybe one, or two…or eight.
When the interviewer went potty,
Johnny found himself a potted plant.
Barfed his brains out, classy,
Hold his booze? He can't!
His hair is styled as always,
His beauty will exceed.
But every year I notice
His hairline will recede.
He's the funniest guy I know,
Can talk with anyone.
Always makes for laughs,
Always so much fun.
At 40, he has his funeral
Figured out in every way.
All contingencies anticipated
For that far, far, faraway day.
Busy at Symantec
A consultant with great style.
A skinny dipper at Kauai,
Wears nothing but a smile.
Johnny, John, dear pal o'mine,
At 40, you're the best.
Have the happiest of birthdays,
Buddy, you always stand the test!
Love,
Gary
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