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What a year! It's your 50th birthday time! Here's a sure-fire way to send your love - with a customized birthday poem from Poems To Go!

Read this fun 50th poem. Dear Amy, "You do such a marvelous job with my poems. I'm smiling ear-to-ear. She's gonna love, I do! Best, Christine"

Our funny birthday poems will get plenty of giggles and applause from your family and friends. Take a look at what some customers have to say.

Whether you would like your poem to be sentimental or funny we'll design it just for you!

Follow Christine's lead and kindly place your order here, and I'll send you the Poems To Go questionnaire - which makes it quick and easy to send us all the information we need to customize your birthday poem!

Fill out the questionnaire and email back to me. I will return your poem to you in only 4 business days. If you need it sooner, just order a RUSH by click the Rush Order button found halfway down the order page.

I look forward to writing for you today. If you have any questions, please get in touch.

 

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Funny 50th Birthday Poem, An Example

Dear Mom,

Where does time fly,
Good gosh, whoa Nellie!
It’s the 50th birthday
For Rosie Kelly.

Mom is a doozie,
Queen of the pips.
Dad says that he married her
For her beautiful lips.

She’s so sugar sweet,
A regular dandy,
‘Cause she loves it so much,
Eatin’ her candy.

Quaffin’ tea by the cup,
JuJu Fruits by the ton.
Our dear, lovely Mom
Is just so much fun!

She’s from Cambridge, Mass.,
A big family.
2 sisters, 6 brothers,
That’s a lot – you agree?

‘Course Rosie was the princess,
Get it through your head.
Served daily by her mama,
Hot cocoa…in bed!

Mom was a great girl,
No denying that.
Busy with so much,
In the closet…with her cat.

Then Mom met Dad,
The princess became Queen.
Can you believe it…
Married at 19!

A great Mother, truly,
To 3 girls on the scene.
Rosie Elizabeth, Suzanne,
And then there was Christine.

Mom was always there,
Helping is her way.
And you should see her sparkle
On any holiday.

Christmas, Thanksgiving,
Not flustered in the least.
Mom put out a spread
For 30 – a feast!

And all with such humor,
Such grace and such style.
I tell you, my Mom?
She makes us ALL smile!

What makes MOM smile?
This darling, this dilly?
The answer is two words:
First Stephen, then Lily.

They’re Mom’s golden grandkids,
She loves ‘em up so.
They’re the light of her life,
From head down to toe.

Other passions of Mom’s,
She’s a riot, that’s right.
Got a penchant for the zany
She loves a food fight.

Great cook, great Mom,
Great legs, says Dad.
With Rosie around
What could be bad?

And though she’s in Florida
She’s still always close.
In our hearts she’s right here,
We love her the most.

So Mom, on this day
Your life is our glory…
Happy birthday, dearest Rosie,
It’s an epic…your story!

Love,

Christine

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